(He gets up in the carriage…and makes as if to sing. Then changes his mind and sits down again.)
“I’m not dead… I’m not dead
There’s just a little alien growing in my head
We’ve poisoned it with chemicals
And zapped it very hard
I get hallucinations and I’m permanently scarred.
I get hallucinations and I’m permanently scarred.
I’m doing lots of things… that I’ve never done
I think I’ll shove a gladioli halfway up my bum
The business-lady opposite
Would get a nasty shock
If I took my freezing Nokia
And shoved it up her frock! ……..Weeeeeeee”
(Pete laughs to himself – someone has to)
His mobile phone rings… (A beautiful piece of classical music)
He answers it.
Its his agent.
“Hello Petal. “
Ans : “Hello Luvvie. .. Do you want to show off for me next week?”
“Hmmmmmm.. Maybe. Where?”
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